Author: Peter Carlisle

A Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then […]

A man left work one Friday afternoon. It was payday, so instead of going home, hestayed out the entire weekend partying with the lads and spending his entire pay cheque. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was bollocked for nearly two hours with a […]

A mate was in Auckland recently to witness, while getting ready to fly home to Sydney, what he said was one of life’s great events. He was having a drink in one of the airport lounges when four older Kiwi farming types staggered in wearing All Blacks polo shirts. They had settled down to what […]

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, “You sign! You sign!” Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there […]

Possible names for Liverpool’s new stadium What about the Nou Cam-down?” (You’ve got to say it in a scouse accent to get it – Ed) How about the Dey-do-dough-don’t-dey Dome? The Stadium of Lightfingers, anyone? If you received any decent jokes or interesting trivia by email recently, send it on to us.

1. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; “7” was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. “UP” indicated the direction of the bubbles. 2. Mosquito repellents do not repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they do not know you are there. 3. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept […]